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   Are pedestrians just people who have actually found a place to park?

   How come if something goes by ship it's called cargo, and if it goes by car it's called a shipment?

   If the universe is constantly expanding, how come I can never find a parking space.

   The only time a windscreen wiper can be guaranteed to work is when it's holding a parking ticket.

   If you drive past a road sign that's been knocked over, do you still have to do what it says?

   How does the snowplough driver get to work in the morning?

   Keep death off the roads, drive on the pavement.

   How come anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

   I couldn't possibly have been doing 70mph, I've only been driving for 10 minutes.

   If you are sitting on the train late for work, is everyone else on that train also late?

   If your taxi driver goes backwards, does he owe you money?

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